Funny Thought: Descended from Monkeys?

Are we divinely created?  Or are we descended from monkeys? I recently heard that the Dalai Lama has a very cool answer. According to Tibetan legend, once upon a time, an ogress fell in love with a meditating monkey god and asked him to marry her.  Eventually, after...

Funny Thought: Simple Man

I realized that I’m just a simple, unambitious man. I have no personal ambitions.  All I’m trying to do is to save the world, and make $1.1 billion while doing that. And I’m such a simple man.  All I ask for is perfection.  That’s...

Funny Thought: Letter of Recommendation

Ke told me that in China, it’s common for graduating students to write their own letters of recommendation in the names of their professors. If I get to write my own recommendation in the name of my prof, it’ll look like this: Meng is, by far, the best...

Funny Thought: Vegetarian

I don’t know why, but people keep asking me if I’m vegetarian. Well, of course I’m a vegetarian.  In addition to being a vegetarian, I also eat meat.  I’m a vegetarian++.