Funny Thought: Getting a Tan

I don’t understand what the big deal is about getting a tan. My wife got a Tan when she married me, and it didn’t do HER any good.

Funny Thought: You Have Arrived

I have a GPS system that ends a guided journey with the phrase, “You have arrived at your destination”. In that context, my 9-year-old angel invented this riddle: Q: What would the GPS system say when we reach a bomb site? A: You have arrived at your...

Funny Thought: How to Exchange Money for Food

I often joke that I’m so spoilt by the free food in Google I can no longer survive in the outside world because I’ve lost the ability to exchange money for food. There was precisely one day, 18 May 2005, when the Google cafe ran out of food during dinner....