Funny Thought: Christmas Time

Every year, right about this time, I get annoyed that Christmas happens in late December, right when the weather sucks.  Constantine could have chosen any day of the year to be Christmas Day, but instead of choosing a nice spring or summer day like a good emperor...

Funny Thought: Stop Sign

A joke my 9-year-old Angel made up:   There was a man who came to a ‘Stop’ sign.  He stopped for an hour and caused a lot of traffic.  A police officer came by and asked the man, “Why aren’t you moving?”.  The man replied,...

Funny Thought: Bar

When I go to a bar, I expect to see a bunch of crazy people saying nice things about me. You know, complimentary nuts.
Special Column: I will always be ‘Made in Singapore’

Special Column: I will always be ‘Made in Singapore’

I was invited to write this special column in the Straits Times for National Day in Singapore. I HAVE been living in California for the past 10 years. Years of living away from Singapore has given me a much deeper appreciation of my own heritage. Like every good...